Thursday, December 4, 2008

The dream is over...

A bad day for Roy Keane, an even worse day for Sunderland.

Keane's two and a half year romance with the North East club has come to an end but there's no 'other woman', no errors of judgement. The relationship has just gone stale.

Is it the right reason? Only time will tell but for me, it's not. The psycho-babble emanating from Keane after the Bolton defeat was odd and a final nail in the coffin. 'Manager Roy' is an act, a far cry from his actual persona. He cuddles up to the press (perhaps with the notable exception of Richard Sadlier), cooing and oohing to them, attempting to fit in. All he does though is stand out. The 'honesty', the 'nice guy', the altar-ego. 'Manager Roy' is not a real person. It's a figment of an imagination and someone who's never looked comfortable playing the part. The real Keane is the snarling, downbeat perfectionist with the intense stare. The ex-manager of Sunderland was theatre, a constant performance. Has Keane been living a lie for the past two and a half seasons? Perhaps, but once again, we'll never know.

This was a very Keane-like thing to do. It seems rash, ill-timed and badly managed. Similarities will duly be drawn between Sunderland 2008 and Saipan 2002 but it's unfair to be so simple with the analysis. Dig deeper though and an interesting pattern emerges. With Ireland, Keane felt like he was in an untenable position and that his character had been forever stained. Personnel clashes aside, Keane felt that if he stayed, he was a hypocrite. With Sunderland though, the decision was not forced, no personnel clashes have been apparent and in Niall Quinn and the rest of the board, Keane had allies - making the Sunderland boardroom systemically different from the vast majority of their Premier League counterparts. Keane would like to think he has taken the moral high ground and walked away from Sunderland for the benefit of the club but, like Saipan, there are no benefits here. No one is rewarded in this situation - his decision has negative consequences for his team and supporters alike. In both scenarios, six years apart, Keane decided that his actions were selfless and in true anti-hero style, benefitting every one else but him. Unfortunately, he's been wrong both times.

Keane 'the player' lambasted his fellow team-mates who wilted when the pressure was on, when the big game passed them by. As a youngster when playing underage for Rockmount in Cork, Keane's mantra of 'the bigger they are, the harder they fall' eradicated his own reservations about his compact physique. This mentality served him throughout his career, particularly when laying the foundations at Nottingham Forest. Making his debut at Anfield and brushing off Steve McMahon early in the game was never intimidating - he had worked hard for this and wasn't going to let it pass him by. And he never did. Newcastle, St. James' Park, February 1996. Juventus, Stadio Delle Allpi, April 1999. Portugal, Lansdowne Road, June 2001.

Now however, he has settled for second best. He has wilted under the pressure and not stood up to the fight. Sunderland are far from being in an unredeemable situation. Just five points currently separate the club from the top ten and a quick glance in the direction of Roy Hodgson and Gary Megson and Keane would've seen the consequence of one defeat in five games. Are we led to believe that the current squads of Fulham and Bolton are better than that of Sunderland?

We're going to hear an awful lot about Keane's transfers over the next few days and the majority of it will be nonsense. In actual fact, the amount of money spent by Keane on this group of players is fairly reasonable considering their promotion two years ago and their TV rights. Some signings were incredibly questionable but other managers have bought far worse while at far bigger clubs. The acquisitions of Djibril Cisse and El Hadji Diouf were clever - troublesome on the pitch, guaranteed to enrage the opposition but, reliable. Diouf was one of Bolton's most effective performers last season, missing just 4 league matches for Bolton. Ciise meanwhile was prolific in France with Marseille and has scored some very important goals for Keane already this season. It's at the back where Keane has struggled badly and he needed someone a little more authoritarian than Anton Ferdinand in August.

The upshot of all of this is that Sunderland will struggle now. Many people said that the club were in a relegation battle but picking up six points in their next four games would see them rocket up the table and the Xmas fixture list has been very unkind to some clubs currently in the bottom half of the table. Sunderland though had a couple of very nice games to look forward to after United this weekend - West Brom at home, Hull away and Blackburn on Wearside. Six points from those games was very achievable but now, any point will be a bonus. A lack of stability and familiarity coupled with the 'bedding-in' period for the new manager and Sunderland will run out of time very quickly. At least two more players will arrive in January with at least two going in the opposite direction and things could turn messy very quickly.

For Keane, the future looks uncertain. He'll look at himself in the mirror tomorrow morning and tell himself this was the right decision. He'll take Triggs for a walk and maybe ask him for his take on things and he'll tell his Master the truth for he might be the only one who knows who the real Roy Keane is.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A worthy winner...


And so Cristiano Ronaldo has picked up the Ballon d'Or trophy and has been suitably rewarded for a sensational last twelve months. Unfortunately for him, another accolade will mean more queer-eyed and biased analysis and mis-guided scrutiny from people with a clear personal dislike for the Portuguese.

The deep-lying fact that Ronaldo scored 42 goals last season and almost single-handedly propelled United to the domestic title (Europe was a much more all-round team affair though you can't argue with THAT header against Roma or the opener in the Champions League final) is lost on every one of his detractors. They tend to focus on, amongst other things, his 'diving', pointless showboating and petulance. They preach that Ronaldo is a horribly poor example for young footballers to follow and that he is responsible for the decline of the beautiful game. What's really intriguing is that the majority of these 'experts' played in teams and during eras when to be the best meant being the best no matter what. In sport, no one remembers losers. Winning is what counts. Diego Maradona, Mexico City, 1986.

It's revolting to think that just last week, Eamon Dunphy referred to Ronaldo as a 'symptom of the cancer within the game'. Players like him are the reasons people attend football matches. The 'old pro' brigade have never attracted attention. People passionate about anything look to passionate people to show them the light and to entice and seduce them. Think back to the foundations of the Barclays Premier League...when SKY attempted to market games like Swindon against Sheffield United. Dull, grey, lifeless. Even the big sides' big names lended themselves to dreary and depressed personas - Rush, Shearer, Le Tiss, et al. With the influx of continental players, the league found a flair, a glamour and suddenly guys like Di Canio, Zola, Bergkamp and Cantona turned it on, turned us on.

When people refer to Ronaldo's negative traits, I feel like asking whether or not someone would prefer to watch an imperfect entertainer or a flawless robot, remembering that one is real, the other not. It's also worth noting that the greatest players that have played the game have all been far from perfect and it's the chinks in their armour that draw us toward them. Ronaldo is 23 years of age and as a young man, still has a lot to learn. Perhaps we should let him do so before being so quick to judge him. Perhaps it's about time we congratulate him on being so good.

Monday, December 1, 2008

That's the way to do it...


According to the Sun newspaper, millions of ITV viewers saw a naked Histon player as cameras filmed the team's reaction to their victory over Leeds and next round draw against Swansea.

Magnificent, I say. This is the type of romance the FA Cup brings and we haven't even reached the 3rd round yet. What next? The Barrow chairman and sub goalkeeper seen 'in flagrante' as cameras burst into the Riverside dressing rooms after the non-league side record a famous victory...

I reckon this is a harsh lesson for every TV station looking to document that 'real' moment of the outpouring of human emotion - when it's done in a football dressing room, lads could be wearing no clothes.

For anyone watching ITV's coverage, did you too feel compelled to join in with the Leeds fans chanting 'ITV are fucking shit'? Bring back the Beeb, lads.

Though, at full-time I also joined in with the Histon fans who sang, 'Leeds United are fucking shit'...Actually, that was only me. The Histon fans were too busy taking off their clothes and walking in front of the TV cameras...Hmmm...What a great idea for the Swansea game...

The real Jeckyll and Hyde...








We really should've seen it coming. Written off against Manchester United - best performance of the season followed. Written off against Chelsea - an incredibly valuable three points secured. Arsenal now lie 7 behind Scolari's side - a truly magnificent riposte to the damning criticisms Arsene Wenger has had to deal with this season. The fixture list appears to be kind to them too over the next few games - next Saturday, it's Wigan at the Emirates. Following that, they're away to Middlesbrough. That should be another 6 points in the bag before heading into a tricky Christmas period that involves a home clash with Liverpool followed by a trip to Villa Park.

It's funny though that the majority of Arsenal supporters will be peering at the Wigan and Boro games from behind the sofa - these matches are exactly where Arsenal drop points. They have lost a staggering five games already this season, including two at home. Clubs like Wigan no longer feel intimidated heading to the Emirates and whereas Highbury was tight, compact and 'anti-away side' in every aspect of its design template, Arsenal's new home doesn't force the same palpitations upon walking out of the tunnel. Steve Bruce might just fancy nicking a point.

What Wenger needs to sort out is his sides' failure to build on a superb and against-the-odds performance - the 2-1 victory over Manchester United was followed by a lukewarm and lacklustre defeat at home to Villa. The mentality of this seems to hint at a lack of motivation and psychological failings. It's easy for Wenger and Arsenal to deliver a high-octane performance against United - the soap-opera past make team talks write themselves while Wenger's personal crusade against Ferguson makes him want it more too. The question is, does that personal crusade cost Arsenal dear in lower-profile matches? Does the ethical vendetta Wenger stirs up against the likes of United, Chelsea and Liverpool damage Arsenal's overall championship credentials? The vendetta comes in the form of Wenger having to work within a rigid budgetry system while these other clubs are involved in soul-less ownership and seem detached from the real world. Take, for example, the transfer costs of the players involved in yesterday's game - Arsenal's side cost the club 36.6million to assemble while Chelsea's lineup cost 95.2million - startling, isn't it?

The upshot is however that in the last four years, Chelsea have won the league twice, finishing second on the other two occasions. They've lost out on the Champions League crown by the width of a goal-post and have reached the semi-finals twice and lifted the Carling Cup twice too. In the same time-span, Arsenal have finished runners-up in the Premier and Champions League and won the Carling Cup. One trophy in four years. Consistency is what's lacking in Arsenal. Maybe it's about time they found some.